In Why Are You Calling Me, comic mastermind Murray Sparks finds humour in turning the tables on telemarketers. From asking recruiters to help staff his exotic animal taxidermy business to convincing a cold-caller to help him invest in a deposed Nigerian king -- no telemarketer is spared from Murray's cheeky imagination. Each prank is comedy gold and sure to put a grin on your face. Caution: This book includes gnomes, mimes, voodoo, ugly children, telemarketers, toe thumbs, and more

In the realm of storytelling, there is no greater tale, than the one that captures the imagination, entices the reader to feel the emotions of the character and even face their own fears. These stories will make the reader do just that. From a man who must face his own death and save his soul, to a town in the grasp of a necromancer; these stories will draw the reader in. Laugh, as an old man tries to escape a reaper, a demon boy attempting to live in our world and a lonely caretaker who has his world turned upside down when he falls in love with a ghost. From a haunting to a maniac seeking...