Hi, I'm Priscilla, an ordinary seventh grader with some extraordinary gifts. As if middle school isn't hard enough, not only do I have to fight pimples and bullies, but genetically enhanced assassins trying to kill my family and me But with the help of my genius best friend, Tai, we're gonna bring down the evil Selliwood Institute, an organization dead set on turning children into killing machines. Winner of The Strongest Start Novel competition A Flamingnet Top Choice Book Voted Most Hilarious Read of 2010 by Booklopedia

Hey there It's me again, Priscilla, a lean, mean, tween machine. Just when I'm finally getting the hang of my powers, something even more confusing and harder to understand enters my world...boys. That's right, I can shoot fire out of my fingers and lift a car with one hand, but for the life of me I can't decode "boy-speak..". and that just might turn out to be the death of me.

Priscilla Sumner here with a little advice, be happy that your parents can't read your mind any time they want or put you in a choke hold in less than two seconds flat. As much as my parents...or any parents...can get annoying, I still love them. So when my mom gets brainwashed and starts working for Colonel Selliwood, I know it's up to me to save her. And this time I'm not alone. I've got some new friends and some even newer gadgets to help me out, but will it be too little too late?

How would you like it if you accidentally lost 25 years of your life? Well that is exactly what happened to me, Priscilla Maxine Sumner, a.k.a the hottest girl in River's Bend. I wake up one day and the world is in total chaos My brothers have kids, my best friend is old, and the Pittsburgh Pirates won the World Series and I missed it. I totally missed it My life might as well be over. And if Xi has anything to do with it, it will be.

If you think getting beat up by super-villains hurts, try falling in love I, Priscilla Sumner, am once again the hottest girl in River's Bend. It's good to be back, but things aren't quite the same. My parents are getting divorced, my boyfriend is keeping secrets from me and Specimen Xi is asking me for relationship advice. Yeah, talk about crazy. And if that wasn't bad enough, someone has been killing Specimens all around the world. So now it's up to Tai, Kyle and me to stop them before they get to my family. Whoever it is better watch out, 'cause we're about to bring the pain.