Professor Birdsong loves dumb criminal stories. He is pleased to present another volume of his Dumbest Criminal Stories. This small volume of Professor Birdsong's 177 Dumbest Criminals has been written just for your enjoyment. You are certain to laugh out loud at some of the stories and chuckle about others. Most of all you will wonder how can criminals be so dumb, inept, or both. These stories are some of the best from all around the world like: There is the story of a Chinese woman accused of killing a shopkeeper by squeezing his scrotum when he asked her not park her motorbike in front of...

Professor Birdsong seems never to rest for here he is again out with a new volume of his 147 most favorite dumb criminal stories from his home state of Florida. Having been both a federal prosecutor and later a defense attorney Professor Birdsong knows just how dumb some criminals can be. They can be so dumb as to be outright funny. All the stories are true and it seems that Florida is a special place for dumb criminals. From North Florida we have the story recounting how authorities are searching for the former director of tourism in Okaloosa County, after he allegedly used county tax money...

How dumb can a criminal be? Dumb enough to make you laugh out loud at these true stories of really dumb criminal activity. The stories in this volume come to you from the states of Arizona, California, New Mexico, and Texas -- the Southwest region of the U.S. Professor Birdsong has found out a lot of dumb criminal stories from the Southwest. They include, Drunk and/or Disorderly Dummies from the Southwest; Dumbest Robbers of the Southwest; and includes a chapter of the most bizarre dumbest criminals of the Southwest. Readers will chuckle at: the cross-dressing San Diego man who went on a...

The Professor has delighted in telling you stories from his first two book series, Dumbest Criminal Law Stories and Weird Criminal Law Stories. Now he writes for fun and your enjoyment in his latest, Professor Birdsong's Dumbest Thieves, Thugs, & Rogues. These stories are some of the best from around the world and should bring you many good laughs. For instance: A thief in Phoenix just released from County jail on drug charges ran laps around the jail celebrating his freedom, then tried to carjack a truck belonging to the jail. The Miami man arrested for stealing a corpse from a casket at a...

This volume of Professor Birdsong's Weird Criminal Law Stories is written just for fun and enjoyment. This time around he brings you his "365" Weird Criminal Law: Stories for Every Day of the Year. He hopes it will bring you laughs all year long. Professor Birdsong has been involved in serious criminal law work over the years as a federal prosecutor, a defense attorney, and a law professor, However, he knows that it is good to get a good laugh at least once every day. That is why several years ago he began to collect and edit from the wire services and news the types of weird and funny...

Professor Birdsong uses his expertise to bring you over 101 weird criminal law stories from Way Out West. They are all true stories This book is sure to deliver some delightful humor. Stories include the one about a man who attacks a gay couple with a wrench for dyeing their poodle pink; the story of the 72-year-old woman and her 62-year-old boyfriend arrested for having sex behind a barbeque joint; the story of the man turned down on his request to appear on the Price is Right who stormed into a San Francisco law firm with a phony bomb tapped to his chest to protest; a panty thief who...