Hey, fellow citizen, the Visa bill arrived yesterday in the mail and every one of us owes $45,000 to the foreign bank. I want to know who dropped our Congressmen off at the Mall with the credit cards. I didn't do it. Did you? I certainly don't have the money to pay the bill. Hell, I can't even make the minimum payment. My job was moved overseas. The credit company called and demanded their money. They threatened to cut up our plastic. I suggested they raise our limit. That didn't go over well. I'm not looking forward to this phone call in a few years, but I know it's coming at us like a...