Sure, it was a routine case--go to Dallas, find the Muslim rat-bag that had killed his two daughters in a fit of Islam rage, collect a big fat reward and go back to Mayberry County and bust a few broncos and tell tall tales to people with short memories. But then he ran full face into Islam. Holy Moses became Allahu akbar. What did he know about Islam, about Mad Mullahs, about fatwas and taquiha, about Madrassas and 1,400 years of hatred of the West? He would be beaten and left for dead in the street, his self-appointed patron saint would give him a guardian angel puppy dog, he would be...

When Abraham Lincoln ran for President in 1860 he was opposed to the extension of slavery into the territories. William H. Seward had warned of an 'irrepressible conflict.' A house divided against itself cannot stand," said Lincoln. "I believe the government cannot endure permanently half slave and half free. I do not expect the Union to be dissolved; I do not expect the house to fall; but I expect it will cease to be divided." The threat today is the same--the extension of slavery into the territories with the United States one of the territories to be exploited. Islam is on the march . The...

Sheikh Rahman al-Kabibble issued a fatwa legalizing the marriage of Muslim men to girls as young as nine years old and then was off to the Osama bin Laden Madrassas to claim his eleven-year-old bride. Little did he know that he would meet a ten-year-old girl (actually a boy in a dress), be mesmerized and toss aside the eleven-year-old. What would follow would lead to a day of incredible violence and the greatest instance of poetic justice on record and void the Sheikh of his masculinity.

He was a ten-year-old boy. He had been caught dressed as a girl. The Ulema had sentenced him to sex reassignment surgery. Oh, yeah, he had just killed two Jihadis while rescuing two precious preteen girls from the Osama bin Laden Madrassas for suicide bombers.

Alexander Graham Bell Cowsnofsky has been sentenced to five years in Wandsworth for turning a toilet so that it faces in the direction of Mecca. Terrorists inside the prison intend to kill Cowsnofsky before he can complete his sentence. Private Detective Bernard Piffy goes to London to save his friend from Islamic Justice and to bring him a bottle of homemade beer. His old enemies are waiting for him. Constable Stumble has converted to Islam and has joined the 9/11 Gang. Piffy's girl friend, the immortal Asma bint Marwan, arrives in London in her ten-year-old form and the terrorists set out...