Xenomorph "noun" - alien Tony Sterling had a great life, working on Wall Street and living on Park Avenue, then he met Larry Xenomorph ""I can't pronounce his real name without giving myself a hernia, so I call him Larry."" Tony had never before experienced a severe shock, certainly nothing like the shock of an alien abduction. Then, an ER doctor introduces him to a hypodermic needle that would calm a charging rhino, and he wakes up in the mental health wing of Sunny Park Hospital. ""Doc, the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth is I'm screwed "" If you're talking to aliens,...