When a group of Iowa teens create a crop circle as a high school prank, they set in motion events that threaten to evict all humanity from Planet Earth. What follows is a raucous adventure of SciFi missteps and redemption. It's packed with comic mash-ups, alien abductions, romantic revivals, space battles, mystical fairies, invisible lawyers, rednecks with super powers, and lost alien cargo. The story's strength is its exceptional protagonist, Alice Able, a small town woman who's preparing to commit suicide over her failed marriage. It turns out she's the first person named on an Iowa voters...