Hello My name is Hickory Fee and this is my second hobo in a series of doors. Come inside Have a shlump This book is a compilation of text messages that I've sent to a baby clam over time. Unfortunately, in the fashion of my baby bear lover, she has never responded. I can only hope that the publishing of this book will get her attention and convince her to love my ear. I love her even more than I do my baby bear. Please enjoy reading this absurd book, and keep it out on a coffee table or anywhere else where it will fit--along with its sidekick, A History of Text Messages Sent to a Baby...
Hello My name is Hickory Fee and this is my second hobo in a series of doors. Come inside Have a shlump This book is a compilation of text messages...