According to the late comedian George Carlin: "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? So Many Reasons Men Stay Single is a humorous compilation of one man's theories about why men don't wish to marry. Written in the vein of comedian Jeff Foxworthy's punch lines and book You Might Be a Redneck If, following a countless number of terrible dates, author Bret Eschmeyer tried listing how many reasons he could find for staying single. After the first 50 reasons flowed easily onto paper, he decided to keep adding to the...