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The Florida Panhandle's most renowned top-gun entrepreneurs, The Dollar Bills, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to get rich fast and look great doing it:

--Learn "The 5 Cs of Credit" (Cancun, Convertibles, Cognac, Chinchilla Coats, Cuticles)
--Invest in exotic pets and floating assets (i.e., cigarette boats, pontoon boats, and other personal watercraft)
--Get to know Freddie Mac, and learn why he should be respected (he...