Life's Experiences from a Pint-Sized Point-of-View
When weekends fall and relatives call
My Sundays turns quite bleak.
They rave, "He's just the cutest thing?"
As they pinch and tweak my cheeks.
I squirm in my skin when they start in
With their nauseating rants.
What I'd like to do is flee the room
Or stuff spaghetti down their pants
What's a kid to do when his relatives think he's just the most adorable thing they've ever seen? How would you like to have a sister who bosses you around all the time? Or a neighbor who constantly quotes...

If you enjoy humorous poetry then you are sure to enjoy this latest assortment of poems written by Bill Schoff and illustrated by Dan Dodge. In this collection, Bill has tackled everything from the imaginative and make-believe world of children to the everyday situations in which they may find themselves. He boldly ventures into the nautical realm of pirates and to the dismal lairs of monsters and other creatures. Each poem provides readers with its own unique and hilarious twist For example, imagine rubbing elbows with the Little Swamp Rats, a group of displaced youngsters who serenade...