The author who brought you the spellbinding novel The Celestine Port-o-potty has forged a brilliant tale of mesmerizing magnitude. When actuary Melvin Blum receives a mysterious late-night phone call from the police regarding the bizarre murder of the curator of Washington D.C.'s famed Shmertz Museum of Contemporary American Art, he is thrust into a shadow world of intrigue and deception. Framed for the killing, Blum is forced to flee with the aid of elusive and stunningly pretty FBI agent Persephone Johannsen. Pursued by both the police and a sinister, vegetable-eating, coffee-drinking group...

Marked for death by the big three U.S. oil companies after he invents an orange juice based alternative fuel that doubles as a nutritious sports drink, Ned Nirken - teacher, scientist and self-confessed nerd - is torn from his placid existence and forced to flee for his life. He teams up with a jaded former oil executive and beautiful newspaper reporter in a quest to expose the oil companies and disclose his secret formula to the world. As they are pursued across Texas and Louisiana by oil company assassins and the U.S. Government, which wants to exploit his formula, they realize that there...

Jimmy Bee is a normal two and a half year-old kid. But when his mother drops him off at Majesty Pre-School and Day Care, his imagination revs up and he has full-fledged grown up secret agent adventures. He's Jimmy Bee, Agent Two-and-a-Half, licensed to poop. Jimmy's boss, M-o-m, sends him on a mission to stop villain Ernest Blowfish from releasing laughing gas which will cause millions of people to go potty in their pants everywhere, all the time. Blowfish owns Diapoo Industries, maker of disposal diapers, and stands to make a huge fortune off everyone else's misfortune and cause an...

After a tornado deposits Glinda the Good, the Cowardly Lion, the Tin Man, the Scarecrow and several Munchkins near modern-day Topeka, Kansas, things start to get a bit weird. Having lost most of her magic powers, and unable to get the Oz crew back home, Glinda makes a power grab by running for President on her newly formed Wicca ticket, with the Governor of Kansas - whom Glinda has bewitched - as her running mate. The group from Oz starts taking liberties with the law, and their suspicious activities spark the interest of FBI agent John Goodson. Goodson soon falls under pressure from his...

Jimmy Bee is a normal two and a half year-old kid. But when his mother drops him off at Majesty Pre-School and Day Care, his imagination revs up and he has full-fledged grown up secret agent adventures. He's Jimmy Bee, licensed to poop. Jimmy's mission is to face the evil card player known as The Cheat in a gambling showdown on the Caribbean island of Behavia. He must try to win back ownership of the island's Bobo trees, used to make special medicines, which The Cheat stole from the King of Behavia to make a new weapon. Jimmy goes undercover as Prince Robusto di Bambini, fiance of Princess...

Jimmy Bee is a normal two and a half year-old kid. But when his mother drops him off at Majesty Pre-School and Day Care, his imagination revs up and he has full-fledged grown up secret agent adventures - he's Jimmy Bee, agent Two-and-a-Half, licensed to poop. Jimmy investigates a company called Spectacular Apples that sells applesauce that's making people's ears grow huge. The company is owned by a group of criminals called SPECTACULAR. After Jimmy spies on the company's manager, Enorma Loeb, and finds out that SPECTACULAR is planning something big and terrible, he and agent Felicia Flighter...