Mark Time's latest memoir turns the tables on Bill Bryson as a Limey submerged in the mystifying world of America's Mid West.

As the bookend to the 'Bootneck Threesome' trilogy, Mark turns away from a hapless life in green and join the ranks of misguided adventurer. As follow-up to the internationally acclaimed Going Commando and Going All The Way, Mark continues unabated in his quest to celebrate buffoonery.

'I've learned the hard way not to approach immigration officials whilst eating a Scotch Egg.' Mark Time.

Mark Time is leaving the Royal Marines. He decides the ideal way to...