Despite what most people may think, not all super heroes having rippling muscles, stunning good looks, amazing high tech gadgets, and cool super powers. Flatulence Man is a wise cracking, beer swilling, blob of a man with the uncanny power to control his internal bodily gases. He may not be the coolest super hero around, but he's all that stands in the way of the arch villain Rump Ranger and his evil plans to dominate the meat packing industry. Armed with only a can of baked beans and his trusty tire iron, will Flatulence Man be able to save the day? But more importantly, will he score with...

Every year, millions of families come together to share the magic and wonder of Christmas, to joyously celebrate the Yuletide Season with merriment and heartfelt glee, and gather around the Christmas tree to exchange thoughtful gifts and fond memories of Christmases past. This is not the story of one of those families. Christmas and sanity hang by a thin thread, and the only thing more important than raking in expensive presents is gaining control of the television remote control. Ho ho ho, God help us everyone