From one of America's most unknown authors comes a book so humorous, so vile, so inane ... it could only be a cry for help. If you're searching for a refreshing style that's a tad demented, with characters that burrow deep into your mind and never leave, you've found the right book. "Follow the Money" is a collection of ten interconnected short stories that will grab you, wrestle you to the ground and squeeze you until your funny bone snaps in two. A botched kidnapping, a money scam, a not-so-average convenience store holdup ... each story flows (with the money) through a series of...

Things Go Wrong For Me is a memoir of sorts, a road map of Rodney Lacroix's haywire life thus far. From his childhood, through the raising of his own kids, to his vasectomy and post-divorce world ... this book is more than just a culmination of outrageous stories woven into a cohesive narrative, it's a testament for the "little guy." In this case, literally. Rodney is 5'3." He's very little. Almost tiny. Bank tellers offer him lollipops. He makes holiday money wearing green stockings and fake ears. But even though he's small in stature, his stories and the laughs that accompany them are...

Perhaps Ive Said Too Much is the much anticipated follow-up to the heralded, award-winning Things Go Wrong For Me. In his second book, Rodney Lacroix continues to harass the reader with his dull wit and unique story-telling style. Complete with original hand-drawn artwork and graphics, one-two punch Brain Nuggets, and the ever-popular Draw Something Files, Perhaps will not disappoint (* Assumes you are an immature child who enjoys potty humor and making fart noises with your armpits).

When Rodney Lacroix was growing up, he wanted to be the world's most romantic man. Actually, he wanted to be an astronaut, a fireman, an architect, and in his later years, an adult film star. After those attempts failed, he settled on becoming ridiculously romantic. And in this role, he has found success. Written in his trademark style, Romantic As Hell shares inventive and creative ideas to help the lover in you. You'll also find a bevy of pitfalls and blunders Rodney's made along the way. So prepare to enter the world of Rodney Lacroix. Look around, get some ideas, learn some new tricks....

Introducing Barry Glick, a middle-aged Superhero with Super-Speed, Super-Strength, and a mullet. He thought he'd retired twenty years ago ... Now in his mid-forties, after years of apathy, selfishness, and using his X-Ray-Vision on lottery scratch-offs, Barry Glick is once again goaded into action when a Homeland Security agent disappears. Barry is reluctant to relinquish his simple life of frozen pizza and fruity beers, but when his sidekick's redheaded sister is involved, he weakens as much as that other guy around Kryptonite. Barry stumbles into a situation much more dire than a simple...

Introducing Barry Glick, a middle-aged Superhero with Super-Speed, Super-Strength, and a mullet. He thought he'd retired twenty years ago ... Now in his mid-forties, after years of apathy, selfishness, and using his X-Ray-Vision on lottery scratch-offs, Barry Glick is once again goaded into action when a Homeland Security agent disappears. Barry is reluctant to relinquish his simple life of frozen pizza and fruity beers, but when his sidekick's redheaded sister is involved, he weakens as much as that other guy around Kryptonite. Barry stumbles into a situation much more dire than a simple...