This is a satirical work of fiction. All pages are blank. The author and reviewers are fictitious.

From the back cover:

"The world can no longer claim ignorance. The truth has been discovered." - Jane Locke, professor of philosophy at Enlightenment University in Essex, England

"A brilliant display of colossal brain power combined with impeccable research. This may be the greatest intellectual achievement since the invention of the wheel." - Steven Hawk, author of The Complete History of Intellectual Achievement

"If you read only one book this decade, this should be it." - Eve...