Life is nothing but a string of misadventures for almost-thirty-divorcee Casey Sera. Ben & Jerry are her best friends, her job at Wild Bill's Discount Insurance is a dead-end, a seven-foot mobster named Shorty is stalking her and she's nearly arrested for breaking into her own home. With an extensive record of disastrous birthdays, she's dreading the upcoming big three-oh. Her fears are confirmed when a midget crashes into her newly repaired car on her birthday. However, she experiences a reversal of fortune when sexy cop Jack Brody, her knight in shining polyester police pants, is first on...