The Almost Complete Book of Danisms - A Verbal Slap in the Face Never Hurt Anyone is a useful guide to regain control of a conversation that has lost its way. The book contains numerous witty phrases that will allow the reader to build a repertoire of snappy one-liners that, once employed, will help them regain control of their out of control conversation. Whether the conversation is in person, on the phone or via electronic avenues, interjecting a Danism may allow the reader to snap the conversation back in their favor. Along the way, the reader will discover for themselves what it would...

Tailsville didn't go to the dogs. It was founded by them If you think politics can get tricky in Washington imagine what they are like in a town where all the residents have a vast repertoire of tricks in their bag. Worse yet, Tailsville has an election EVERY year; although it seems more like seven years to the residents. Mayor Pinochle "Pig Tail" Pug's term is winding down and there are four pooches lined up hoping to succeed him. There hasn't been a major political scandal in Tailsville since the infamous 1972 Tailgate but things are about to change. What's about to happen to the residents...

The "Wild West" has gotten a little "Old" and dusty. Travel along the Tailsville Trail with Ford Beagle as his tail swings from adventure to adventure and in the process cleans up the places you think you know. This is the "almost" true story of how the "Old Wild West" was tamed. Along Ford Beagle's adventure, which begins with two explorers, Lewis Leonberger and Clark Corgi and their Pack of Discovery, you'll travel up the recently discovered river named after Missouri Maltese. From St. Louis, it's up the "Muddy Mo" to Fort Yankton. You'll arrive just in time to help send off General George...