Any resemblance to reality - persons, places, or things - is completely accidental. You've never been to this senior retirement resort. You'll wish you had. Drive through the broken wrought-iron gate, and you'll find a leaking pool, a rundown clubhouse, and a three-hole golf course that's now a sculpture garden. Have a glass or two with the residents during their Friday night happy hour, wher the wine is served from a box, and munch on the odd chip with some cheese and salsa dip. There's plenty to talk about - the residents are no strangers to intrigue and gossip...particularly when, after...

Welcome back to the Desert Rose Condos, where mischief and mayhem abide. There's always something going on, or in the works during planning meetings. Nothing may be accomplished by the busy seniors at this retirement resort, but they are certainly going to enjoy planning.