After the giants arrive, it is only a matter of time. No one understands them. No one owns them. The only thing to do with them is to go to war. It takes a surprisingly short length of time to destroy the world. Now, as the world recovers, the only thing to do with them is to destroy them. Magic, madness, and saber tooth squirrels stand in the way as a thousand years of pain and deceit prevent their destruction. It might take a little treachery and a lot of luck to turn the tables.

Werewolves and vampires are a bunch of wusses. In fact, most of the monsters you see in movies and read about in books are pretty substandard. Take vampires for instance. It's hard to find something that can't hurt them. You have sunlight, garlic, wooden stakes, crosses, holy water, fire, silver, beheading, running water, roses, etc... The list goes on and on. Worst of all, they have to ask your permission to let them come into your house to kill you. It's surprising they don't all die from cancer after turning to smoke. No, if you're looking for a monster for the new millennium, you have to...

Plunged through time, K-bar and his friends are caught in the middle of the Great Wizard War. The wizards are so powerful that their magic is unfathomable. Their war spans half the galaxy and their magic can destroy entire worlds. They battle on alternate planes of existence and attack through parallel dimensions. K-bar finds it difficult to understand what he and his friends can do to help. Then he is flung onto the front lines. It is probably not the best of time to find himself between a jealous girlfriend and an ex-girlfriend. A love life is a lot like a war. Sometimes it's hard to tell...