The Adventures of Curlylocks and Stripperella: A Modern Mother's Tale is a collection of anecdotes exploring the exasperating and humorous exploits of two little girls from the view point of their frazzled mother. From stripping, escape artist toddlers to the outspoken commentaries of a kindergartner, these stories will serve as both a stimulus for memories of parenting experiences past and a warning for parents of the future.

Three young boys leave town a little later than they ought to have. During their ride home in the growing darkness they encouter an inexplicable sight that causes their ride to become a Long Three Miles.