This is short satire by a fictional Conservative Christian writer warning Patriotic Americans about a Cyber Attack on the Good Book by the evil minions of the Liberal Socialist Media Cartel. The fictitious author, S. R. Smith, has become convinced, upon his first-ever reading of the Gospels, that freedom-hating activist hackers have planted false passages in the Holy Bible which directly link the teaching of Jesus to the Liberal Agenda. A committed Conservative and self-proclaimed Christian, he is incapable of believing that our Lord and Savior would have actually said, for example, "render...