As you turn the pages of this book you will soon discover that sometimes things are not always what they appear to be. Sometimes things just cannot be explained. Inside this book you will find several short stories that will change the way you look at things forever. These tales will keep you awake and linger in your mind and haunt you long after the book is closed. You will think twice about turning the lights out.

Warning: My sense of humor is a bit off the wall and tends to be on the bawdy side. Some of the poems might be considered x-rated. Whether you are looking for poems to make you blush or laugh, you will surely find it here -from fart poems to humorous odes and limericks. While you may find a few romance poems or horror poems, most of the poems are of a humorous or general nature.

Weston is a spider who was born in a house museum. He loves his life and enjoys the beautiful art, sculptures and other treasures found in the house. Shortly after birth he becomes separated from his brother, Wobert. He was very close to his brother and searches frantically for him, despite the fact that Weston has never been beyond the gates and has no idea what life is like outside the gates. He is determined to find his brother and convince him to move back home amongst the exquisite furnishings and comfortable lifestyle. In his quest, he soon discovers that the world is quite different on...