Mix the Following: A Voodoo Priestess A Pirate of Sorts A Golden-hearted Whore - or three A Drug Dealer and his friends A Bad-Ass Irish Thug A Few Lawyers -- Some Good, Some Bad A Short Fat Judge to make life difficult Airboats, drunks, and drum circles at sunset Sex? Just enough Violence? Only when necessary And a Parrot who has timely, witty offerings at odd moments. Of Course, it's all in Florida, where crazy is normal. A Story has to follow. Turn the page.

Improbable, crazy, and nearly unbelievable events occur daily in Florida Whores and Lawyers (is there a difference?) walk among us with impunity -- until they cross the line. There's a soul of a pirate in all of us. A Witch and her familiar -- in the form of a parrot -- might possibly have eternal devotion and love, rendering her capable of the necessary manipulations to sort it all out-- Or so we'd like to believe