Years ago, Janine Pinchpenny let youthful folly sweep her away; she kissed a man who was not her husband in a nightclub in Peru. To remind her of her indiscretion, she kept a print of Gustav Klimt's The Kiss on her bedroom wall. Now sixty, Janine finds her life inextricably linked with that of her ex-husband, Joram, who continues to stalk her. She turns the tables on him when she begins an affair with Testosterone Bill of Sensor Security, the very same company Joram employs. But she discovers more than she bargained for . . .