A little boy looking for his vanished Uncle finds himself in the one place he was always told not to go. Bim holds the secret that the rest of the world has lost, and to bring it back he has to face "THEM." This modest book is intended to capture those parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, babysitters, and other wholesome adults trustworthy enough to accept the responsibility of reading to children. So, clear your voice and read out loud

Hilarious small country town short stories centered around a larcenous store owner and his retired marine half-sister, as told by a failed alcoholic trucker named Pug Greenwood, who shows up in their life under work release.

Malcolm Ironwater slips out of the sanitarium, taking his imaginary Indian tribe with him on a journey to set the Aborigines free in Australia. Malcolm's quest is hampered by delusional episodes arguing with his Maliqroische braves, accidentally becoming involved in a dangerous occult ceremony, being struck by lime green lightning from a bizarre aurora, and evolving into a ten foot ancient reptilian alien with yellow eyes. And by the way, the Aborigines have no interest in his assistance, thank you very much Even with all that, there are still more surprises awaiting Malcolm during his...