This book is a memoir about growing up in the magical village of Tarrytown, New York. It is a journey through some childhood mischief. The book gives thanks for great schools and teachers. It continues on with struggles through college and reveals a sure fire plan to get the woman of your dreams. It contains a little history, a little philosophy and a short family genealogy. Reading this book will take you on a ride through the 50s and 60s in the suburbs of New York City.

Two crazy senior citizens decide to visit the birthplaces of their Italian ancestors. They plan a trip to Sperone, Sassano, Palo del Colle and Vasto, places that are far off the beaten track. They execute the plan (almost) flawlessly. On the way, they see magnificent sights, meet wonderful people and find a goldmine of genealogical information. This is the story of their thirteen day genealogical odyssey.