Seven years ago, Louis Beane grabbed his dog, left his wife (ok, she left him-quibbling ) and fled his old life in New England to start fresh in the sunny old South. Becoming quickly bored with his new job as a reporter for a small North Florida newspaper, he starts to imagine that there is more to the local Hunter College opening than meets the eye. Or maybe he's just drunk. Whatever. Lewis' neighbors, Nik and Peter, being the good friends they are, ignore his gigantic investigative incompetence and decide to help his stumbling research into the Hunter school's funding sources. Shockingly,...