Stabat Mater Children's Network is a doomsday cult hell-bent on detonating the nuclear payload of the fabled Mitchell B-25 Ghost Bomber that disappeared in the rivers of Pittsburgh one wintry night more than 50 years ago. Charlie and Sick Eddie have been duped by the cult into working as directors for an independent film that serves only as a ruse for the cult to gain access to one of Andy Warhol's most famous paintings so that they can sell it to finance their operations. Can the two stop the nefarious plan before the cult carries out their evil plot? With the unlikely help of a blind priest...