Essays, short stories, and news analysis on banks, politics, train rides, grade school, and other issues. These essays were written during the two years leading up to the election of Barack Obama. A number of them were published on the Huffington Post, an online newspaper. The short stories were inspiration for the making of two short film scripts, of which one was produced. Essays: * Grade School: Learn How to Bullshit Expertly to Secure Your Productive Place in Society * How to Fix the Economy: Get Out of Iraq * Bleeding Heart Conservatives: Why McCain is Unfit for Office * Bank Runs,...