Through a process of exhaustive man research he calls "keeping his eyes open," Dick Masterson has compiled a Magnum-size list of the ways men are better than women. It is an infallible compendium of man's greatness, filled with the most egregiously fallacious arguments ever put to words, but with some kind of miraculous, rock-solid man logic dripping like motor oil from every sentence. It is a manifesto more memorable than bullshit like High Fidelity or which Axe baby powder Maxim thinks you should slap on your nuts before clubbing, more chock-full of devastating man quotes than...

It should be first and foremost noted that the following text is intended to constitute an adaptable philosophy as opposed to a literal religion. And it is, of course, extraordinarily important to consciously distinguish the difference--religion being the active pursuit of either higher knowledge or power by metaphysical means; philosophies the attempt to assimilate and appropriate the meaning of all action (more specifically, an attempt to assign plausible, if not theoretical, cause to effect in an effort to compose an appropriately aggregated antiquity of applicable experiences and...