Leadership of both parties now realize that any candidate having chosen to run hurts their party's chances of winning.

In a government by metaphor: Air Force One is now in a deep spiraling dive, which will end only when President Bush's People's Bank of China credit card maxes out. At that point all the jobs will come back with a vengeance.

The Emergency Spin Recovery Procedure detailed in this report is designed to mediate between the competing enemy forces, and thereby avert the rest of the country from piling it in right after Air Force One and Air Force Two. For we have met the...