Move over zombies and adolescent vampires.
There s a new threat in town and it s only twelve inches tall. "How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack "is the only comprehensive survival guide that will help you prevent, prepare for, and ward off an imminent home invasion by the common garden gnome. Once thought of as harmless yard decorations, evidence is mounting that these smiling lawn statues are poised and ready to wreck havoc. The danger is real. And it s here.
Class 1 gnome-slayer and gnome defense expert Chuck Sambuchino has developed a proven system Assess, Protect, Defend, Apply...