Joseph Austin is a senior in High School with a few problems. He's got anger issues that no one can seem to find the root of, and he's got major problems trusting people. Joe's lack of trust intensifies when he arrives home from school to find that his parents have been kidnapped by his maniacal ex-babysitter, who's now bent on revenge. After finding a rod and a coin in his refrigerator, Joe is transported to the dimension of the majestic Illurian Hotel. There: he meets the outrageous Aronus, receives powers he refuses to believe exist, and fights his ex-baby sitter, her boss, a dragon, and a...