Red Magic Shag is the story of one unfortunate accountant who is forced to confront everything he believes about himself when a ratty old piece of red shag carpeting he purchased at a yard sale suddenly reveals that it's magic and whisks him away on a crazy adventure in a far-off land. On his journey, the man will face his worst fears - plus a few random fears he didn't know he had - on his way to finding the grandest treasure of his life. He also defies a king, falls in love with a princess, and accidentally masquerades as a great wizard. And you thought doing your taxes was fun! Red Magic...