"There was a skirmish at the door. Sharon and Scheherazade, the absentee guinea pigs, came rushing (or rather scooting) across the floor. Sharon, a black satin piggie resembling an eggplant, had greenery dripping from the corners of her mouth. Scheherazade, the more glamorous of the two, long-haired and streaked blonde, might have escaped the detection of guilt except for her overwhelming chlorophyll breath when she mumbled, 'Hi.'"
Welcome to the world of "The Furry Disco." Cat DJ with twitching whiskers and swaying hips Parrot walking cross-country ski style through applesauce ...