A comedic look at the life of Darren Griffin, from the mad rush of his delivery (the driver being totally lost) to the evil of his first bicycle. From getting stuck in the toilet in preschool to getting stuck in a chicken coop in Alaska. In college Darren was drawn into a hilarious situation involving pirate radio. This is the first volume of a true story that never stops entertaining.

Darren Griffin has been a ventriloquist since 1974. Now, after years of experience and thousands of shows, he brings you techniques that are easily mastered. Learn to speak without moving your lips, the different voices that will bring your characters to life, and how to combine your imagination and your voice to create real magic.

A collection of short horror stories straight from the imagination of Darren Griffin. Each story gives you a glimpse into a different realm of fear. Some will haunt you and some may even make you laugh.

Oh look, another Chess book. I've spent most of my life playing this game and several things have become apparent to me. We learn how the pieces move but overlook their personality. For instance the Mighty King upon whom the entire game depends usually hangs out in a corner with his buddies and sends his wife to do all the dirty work. She seems glad to do it and it may be that she is one of the reasons the King heads for the corner at the first opportunity, perhaps shouting a quick "Yes Dear" as he dodges behind the Rook. In this book you will learn the basics, the theory and most importantly...

Young readers will see the importance of pretending and imagination, then they will see this boy learn that the most fun thing to be is yourself

In an age of adventure, the Scottish Mexican pirate Captain Duncan MacSanchez and his brave, but quirky, crew embark on a quest for the Blaze of Glory. It would be easier to find if they actually knew what it was. What if real wizards and warriors played role playing games? What would they pretend to be? In our modern world of social media and texting, what kind of powers would superheroes need to preserve civilization? This is a collection of humorous short stories that takes a lighter look at mighty heroes and their adventures.

Few people would have believed that in the early years of the twenty-first century humanity was being watched from the dark void of space. Minds of vast intelligence were studying our species, learning our abilities and seeking out our weaknesses. When the time was right they would strike and our civilization would fall forever. The Earth would belong to new masters. It would have all gone according to their plans but they made one mistake. They probed a redneck.