Award winning humorist Norm Cowie is a father, husband, speaker, businessman, ESPN addict ... and a guy. And as a guy, he wonders a lot...and no, not just 'I wonder how she looks naked.' Though he does wonder that. He also wonders other stuff, so he put his thoughts together in a series of essays of what guys are like, what they like and what they think about ... during those rare moments they're thinking, that is. Some of these essays appeared in the Chicago Tribune and Cynic Magazine (including three of Cynic's 'Best Of' issues). His thoughts on Guys: Guys who know how to use tools and,...

Somebody stole Seth's brain, not that he was using it anyway. But now his brother Guy and college roommates Knob and Thurman must take on sinister forces using only their wits, knowledge of beer and an Amazon Warrior, whose breasts, like the Big Gulp, are too big for the cup holder. Praise for THE ADVENTURES OF GUY "Humorous fantasy at its best..." Armchair Interviews (Amazon top 100 reviewer) ..".persistently entertaining read from first page to last." Midwest Book Review "Everything in the book is so true, you can't help but laugh in agreement." Roundtable Reviews ..". a ridiculous...

Werewolf and vampire stories are supposed to be gothic, gory, steamy, romantic, emotional, angst-driven bloodfests with plenty of bang and fang, right? Maybe, but WereWoof takes a less trodden path, shining the bright light of comedy on these dark creatures. Erin is two thirds vampire, meaning one more bite will turn her entirely Undead. She's not exactly a fan of this, though her friend Trug and his buddies Nevin and Slim are fascinated by her vampire powers - especially that of resistance to acne. Meanwhile, vampires are trying to raise their image in the community, asking for civil rights...

Bonk and his mate Hedz are an ordinary caveman and cavewoman struggling with the everyday existence that comes when one's place in the food chain isn't all that clear. If creating fire, dodging volcano eruptions and outrunning saber tooth tigers isn't stressing enough, their efforts at daily survival are interrupted when a strange little caveman named Lob arrives in the village. Lob convinces their leader, Chief Wug, that a neighboring tribe is amassing weapons of mass destruction in preparation for an assault on their village. As Lob gains more influence on their chief, the tiny community of...

Every Quest has to have a sorcerer, an elf, a warrior, special effects ... and most of all, a sequel. So in the wacky stand-alone sequel to The Adventures of Guy, Guy and his college buddies Knob and Thurman take on a new quest... to save Earth from alien invasion. To do this they must take on Big Oil and other insidious enemies while overcoming their own leader's lack of faith in their abilities. But can our heroes do this without their mighty warrior? And with the impending invasion? And with Guy's kid-brother tagging along? Winner of the 2007 Preditors and Editors Readers Choice award for...

As if being a teenager doesn't suck enough. Erin has been bitten by a vampire, twice. As she starts slipping into the dark side, horrible things start happening, like pizza doesn't taste good anymore. Worse, she gets outed as a vampire during a dodge ball game at school. Her friends and family learn one more bite will turn her Undead forever, so they arm themselves with stakes and garlic to protect her from the vampires that want to turn her into a coffin sleeper forever. "I loved this book, fangs and all," New York Times best-selling author James Rollins. "Fantastically funny," BookLoons...

Before the bucket was kicked out from under him and the noose began crushing his neck, Beowulf Worthington never imagined a wrongful conviction for murder would damn him forever. But death released his incorporeal spirit on a turbulent journey through space and parallel universes, dumping him at Charon's feet on the beaches of the River Styx. Cast into a band of doomed souls and harassed by demon torturers, Beowulf fights back, leading unarmed, naked humans in a futile resurrection against the forces of Lucifer. The Lord of Flies is both amused and impressed by his efforts, and rewards him...

Things have gone to Hell in Hell. George Bush and Dick Cheney have taken over in their search for weapons of mass destruction. With their balance of power disrupted, Heaven sends a cherub, disguised as an attorney, to investigate, but he can't get in because all of the attorneys are being kicked out of Hell due to overpopulating. So who can stop the ex-President and VP? Who else, but some college guys, along with an Amazon warrior and her kids.