You're probably one of those people who read blurbs about books and base their decision on whether or not to buy it without even flipping through the pages. And even if you did you'd probably say, "Whoa, this is way too thought-provoking. Let me see if that guy who wrote "The Da Vinci Code" has anything new out. I really enjoyed that book."

So you'll return to your mediocre, unenlightened existence, having never experienced the genius of Noel Rogers. But don't let his ego fool you. The pages beneath this blurb are a giant bomb of knowledge that has waited twenty-eight years to drop into...