The Ramblings of a Madman is a weekly column printed in the local Pahrump Nevada paper, The Mirror. After four years of sharing his wit and wisdom with the locals Robert's Inadvertent Publishing (Oops Did we publish that.) Decided it was time for the whole world to have a chance to read Dylan Roberts' words. Many of these columns have been published before, but there are a few that have never before seen the light of day. So sit back and relax. Once you've read them you will understand why he is a Rambling Madman.

William and Garl are just two young friends looking for a little fun and treasure. As these things go, fun and treasure are not had without some trouble. Trouble in this case is an Old Wizard, an Ancient Dragon, an angry mob and of course a clingy girlfriend. Written with respect to Terry Prachett and Douglas Adams, we hope you enjoy as they face off with demi-gods and other creatures that get between them and their goals.

The Moses Stern Chronicles are loosely based on my Uncle. A 1950's detective who did whatever it took to make a living. He lived on the fringes of society because, "People who live there are too busy just trying to make a living to put on airs." The society and political era are fully involved and as so this is not politically correct in any sense of the word. We begin to recount his stories in the spring of 1953 and as winter comes Moses life takes on a change. Soon after the New Year, Moses finds himself back in his usual down on his life luck. Friends and family play a large part in Moses'...