Xada didn't ask to be born into a life of imprisonment and he certainly didn't ask to become the key to leading the other prisoners back to their lives of freedom, but that's the way his crazy life has gone. His days are spent learning from the former high school history teacher, Ejerin, and every night is spent listening to the other prisoners reminisce about the freedom Xada has never had. Under the rule of the Vultures, Xada has never seen the outside of the Clearfox Library - that is - until his co-prisoner, the lovely Julieta, discovers an escape route and urges Xada to come out of his...

When Blake's girlfriend breaks up with him right before a speech at his best friend, Dave's wedding, Blake turns to the online dating scene after being pressured by Dave's new wife, Autumn. From there, Blake goes on a series of nightmare dates with young ladies he meets on the Internet and things get hilariously chaotic as he meets a lawyer-by-day-stripper-by-night, accidentally sets up a date with a mentally-handicapped woman, and many others in his search for the perfect mate, all while rooting on his Baltimore Ravens every Sunday at a local Delaware bar where he tells his friends of his...