Author Case Wagenvoord's alter ego Belacqua Jones-a Karl Rove on meth-peppers the president with daily suggestions for policy initiatives designed to carry America to new heights of greatness. Looking at a world through a mind distorted by too many controlled substances, Jones shines his twisted light on the dark corners of America. With its original political satire, Open Letters to George W. Bush gives the reader a distorted view of political reality as Jones urges the president to: Save Social Security by making smoking mandatory for America's schoolchildren Remember that the bedrock of...