It is the theory of many that, "a mate is provided to us all." That mate matches us in ways we humans, and all our scrutinizing "values," can never see since the universe sets all things in motion. 12 lonely people arrive to a paid survey on relationships and they learn the truth of their lonesomeness.

This is a hilarious audience participation comedy about a college, or high school, student who doesn't see all the need for a "thorough" education to "get over" or "get by." He prefers to cheat and fudge his way. But, to his chagrin, some professors entrap him into his ill works, and to their surprise, he evolves into something they never suspected: an abolitionist of African-American history.