Sick of never winning a fantasy title? Then stop complaining and do something about it. Incorporating groundbreaking statistical analysis, graphs, illustrations, and impressively large words like "impressively," Fantasy Football for Winners gives you the tools to dominate your league year after year until you are too senile to care. Learn earth-shattering solutions to brain-shattering quandaries such as: -Neutralizing the adverse impact of injuries -Executing favorably lopsided trades that appear fair -Keeping your family on the other side of the house on game days Do quarterbacks perform...

For more than a decade, the Registry of Fantasy Sports Champions has delighted men and some women of all ages. The only book of its kind, the Registry is a living testament to the old adage "Anything is possible."

What does the 14th edition have in store? More of everything: more winners, more sports. At roughly 200 pages, this latest volume is quite a heavy lift. You could kill a huntsman spider with it. Or perhaps a large mouse, when called for.

So sit back and enjoy the many names to be found in this grand public record. Savor the twists and turns of fantasy tales both...