In this story of a third grade class at Prairie Dog Elementary School in Funnyface, Colorado, kids learn that things are not always as they seem and sometimes the goofiest idea turns out to be the best idea. Mr. Mahoney is a funny teacher who likes to act like a chimpanzee and often encourages his students to do the same. The principal, whose name is Mr. Principal, used to be a teacher. At his old school, the principal's name was Mr. Teacher. Working as a teacher named Principal with a principal named Teacher has caused Mr. Principal to go a little nutty. Mr. Principal can never understand...

I'm not a good person. In fact, I'm a real bitch. If the opportunity arises, I will take your husband, give him the best sex he's ever had, and laugh behind your back once I'm done with him. I do not put on airs and graces. I just take what I want whenever I want it. I am the abused who has become the abuser. I live for power because all power had been stripped from me for years. Now that I have it back, I feed off of it like it's my primary sustenance, and I don't care who I hurt in the process. Every woman hates me, but do you know what? I don't give a shit. You won't like me. I'm not here...