REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
Let's face it, there are thousands of books out there to help you avoid self-destructive behavior--but what fun is that? Welcome to the first book designed to help you not help yourself. Here you'll find unsound advice on everything from engineering a revenge affair to picking the gateway drug that's best for you.
Chapters include:
- 12 Steps to a Drinking "Problem"
- Condoms Are for Suckers
- How to Lose Way Too Much Weight in 90 Days
- And more!
As you travel down the road to self-destruction, let this hedonistic handbook be your guide. It may...