On the heels of his runaway Bunny Suicides books, cartoonist Andy Riley turns his irreverent wit to another group of small creatures that lurk among us seemingly everywhere: children.

From the benign (every ant you meet must be named) to the truly cruel (Ronald McDonald is dead ), each hilarious cartoon has a tall tale to educate children and entertain wicked adults everywhere.

Loads more laughs from the man who put the funny in Bunny Suicides
Just when you were about to run out of lies to tell small children, the creator of the bestselling Bunny Suicides books is back with more wickedly funny falsehoods for the truly twisted. Each hilarious cartoon tells a tall tale guaranteed to trouble guileless minds and crack up the grown-ups. So, find yourself a wide-eyed youngster and ask:
Did you know . . .
If you rub two redheaded kids together, you can make fire
Your dad's got one nipple and two belly buttons
If you drop a tooth in a glass...

Rabbits. We'll never quite know why, but sometimes they decide they've just had enough of this world. A Box of Bunny Suicides follows over two hundred bunnies as they find ever more outlandish ways to do themselves in. From an encounter with the business end of Darth Vader's light saber to hiding under an elephant's footstool, no stone goes unturned (or undropped, or uncatapulted) as these twisted little cuties sign off in style.

A Box of Bunny Suicides combines Andy Riley's two cult favorite books, The Book of Bunny Suicides and The Return of the Bunny Suicides,...

Deranged devices and comic contraptions from the highly inventive genius behind the hilarious Book of Bunny Suicides
Much like his hero, Renaissance man Leonardo da Vinci, bestselling author Andy Riley is not just an artist (or a liar) he's an inventor. Imagine, if you will:
. The easily assembled Pole-Dancing-Club-in-a-Briefcase for stranded businessmen
. Christmas tree ornaments that provide surveillance to instantly tell Santa if you?ve been bad or good
. A high-speed police response unit aptly named the Cop Catapult
. The Arsehole Trap, which can...

Lots of persons love dogs but they have a problem keeping their dogs under control. Some even end up giving up their beloved pets as they simply do not know how to stop the dog from chewing on furniture and using the house as a potty. There is a solution for the frustrated dog owner. It is a book called "Obedience Training for Dogs: Positive Dog Training." This book enables the reader to learn the basics of puppy/dog training. This process is time consuming but in the end, it works out well for the dog owner and their pet.

The fourth book in the insanely funny debut children's series from Emmy and BAFTA award-winning comedy writer and cartoonist Andy Riley, scriptwriter for BBC One's Gangsta Granny and The Boy in the Dress.

The fifth book in the insanely funny debut children's series from Emmy and BAFTA award-winning comedy writer and cartoonist Andy Riley, scriptwriter for BBC One's Gangsta Granny and The Boy in the Dress.

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