• That "glowing skin" everyone promised you looks remarkably similar to the hormonal acne you battled as a teen
• Your special bond with your husband? It means he can't sleep in the same room as you, thanks to your killer gas
• The lady at the grocery store remarks "it must be any day now " when you haven't finished your second trimester
• You debut the perfect name for your baby--which your mother-in-law immediately describes as "interesting" (complete with a wrinkled nose)

There's no doubt about it: Pregnancy isn't all it's cracked up to be. In this...