Researchers, psychologists, and other shaman lead us to believe that men never share their feelings. These experts would depict men as silent, sitting with a TV clicker in one hand and a beer in the other. Except for an occasional belch, no other form of communication occurs between this mythic man and those around him: wife, children, dogs, or a favorite horse.

Too Fat To Dance is a hilarious story about one young lady's struggle to follow her ultimate life goal. With the encouragement from her eccentric family, Taffy Johnson is proof that dreams really can come true when off-beat Southern hospitality, Spinach Madeleine, and Bloody Marys are all involved.

Too Fat To Dance is a hilarious story about one young lady's struggle to follow her ultimate life goal. With the encouragement from her eccentric family, Taffy Johnson is proof that dreams really can come true when off-beat Southern hospitality, Spinach Madeleine, and Bloody Marys are all involved.

Southern Fried Life is a comedy that validates the special bond between five middle-aged friends who actually relive their youth for one long weekend. For three fun-filled days, these unique individuals leave behind their worries of unplanned pregnancies, divorce, bankruptcy, substance abuse, bizarre baptisms, unfair kiddy glamour pageants, poorly-fried catfish, and a freak accident caused by a fake pig. This amusing story is a reminder to all that one should always take time to smell the roses bacon.