READ THE BOOK THAT WAS BANNED IN THE MIDDLE EAST
"Pirates of the Danube" comes riding into town on the sticky, dubiously-stained coattails of the "Fifty Shades of Grey" series, offering a prophetic, satirical look at how low our standards have sunk.
This work of comic farce presents a satire of the entire romance - erotica genre, taking shots at supermarket dime novels, Fabio-emblazoned book covers, and "S & M for housewives" alike.
Readers of "Pirates of the Danube" are swept along from one historical anachronism to the next (Beowulf, Lazarus and Jane Austen's "Mister Darcy"...